I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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