he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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