I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I just threw up on my dentist
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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