kristin has been a bad kristin
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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