Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Best friends brother. Beat that.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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