Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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