so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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