I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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