Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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