I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I supernannyed him into submission
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