And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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