oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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