so explain again why im purple
no
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
