Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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