Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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