I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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