It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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