I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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