I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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