wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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