guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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