2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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