I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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