We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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