put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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