My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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