how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
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