dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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