You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Randomize
