so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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