i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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