I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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