so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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