Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Pants are for mortals
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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