its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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