Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Ladies don't puke and tell
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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