quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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