My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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