well I can't set my house on fire every night
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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