is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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