This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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