Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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