A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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