Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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