everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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