I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
she told me i tasted like america
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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