found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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