He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just had sex on a roof
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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