i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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