shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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