break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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