Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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