I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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